To be continuant with €10bn($13.5bn) of your business.

To be continuant with €10bn($13.5bn) of your business “темно как в жопе негрa” (i.e. dark like in a nigger’s but) and refuse to hear your Ferrari California cheap talks about Energy Map of Europe, read this:

1). Cristiano Ronaldo in Manchester Ferrari crash Ferrari do jogador ficou destruído

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United star, has written off his Ferrari sports car following a crash in a tunnel. 08 Janeiro 2009 - 14h55   The 23-year-old footballer emerged from the tangle of wreckage unscathed. It is understood that at the time of the crash Ronaldo's red 599 GTB, on Portuguese registration plates, was just ahead of the Bentley Continental being driven by his team mate, Edwin van der Saar. Both are thought to have been en route to United's Carrington training ground. Police reached the scene a short time later and spoke to Ronaldo about the accident. He was breathalysed after the accident, which happened at around 10.20am. The test proved negative. The winger as well enough to continue his journey and join team mates at a routine training session. The crash, which left the £200,000 Ferrari a virtual write-off, happened on a stretch of the A538 that takes traffic under the runways of Manchester Airport between Wilmslow, Cheshire, and nearby Hale.

2). Thieves steal Princess Beatrice's BMW after she left keys in ignition

Princess Beatrice's BMW was stolen as she and her police bodyguard visited a shop, leaving the keys in the ignition of the unlocked car.

Last Updated: 11:53AM GMT 08 Jan 2009 When the Princess emerged after just a few minutes, the £15,000 black car had disappeared. Witnesses told her bodyguard that it had been driven off at high speed. The Princess, 20, was said to be upset and "extremely embarrassed" over the theft, which took place just after 9am on Wednesday. The Queen's granddaughter was on her way to visit a friend when she stopped off in Devonshire Place, central London.