I tell you Vitia what:

During my student days, we drink a lot. One evening, me with my big friend Ruben from Dominicana where sitting in my room surrounded by the beer and watching the tele. In one moment, the seeing the Amanda Lear singing, I make remark: ‘Ruben look, he is travesty!’ After long minutes, (the Ruben is the man of very little words I knew), says: ‘Whatever… I tell you Vitia what: In any way I’ll f*** her.’

UN plane crash leaves 11 dead. SATURDAY 10 OCTOBER 2009. A UN surveillance plane crashed in eastern Haiti, near the Dominican Republic border, killing all 11 passengers and crew on board. A UN spokeswoman told reporters that the victims were Uruguayan and Jordanian.AFP - Eleven people died on Friday when a UN surveillance plane crashed in eastern Haiti near the border with the Dominican Republic, a UN spokeswoman said. Vannina Maestracci, quoting sources in the UN mission in Haiti (MINUSTAH), said there were no survivors among the 11 passengers and crew -- aboard the CASA 212 plane belonging to the Uruguayan contingent of MINUSTAH. She told reporters at UN headquarters that the casualties were Uruguayan and Jordanian but could not give a breakdown. "The cause of the crash is unknown but an investigation has begun," Maestracci added. "The plane was on a routine surveillance mission along the border with the Dominican Republic." The plane plunged as it approached the municipality of Ganthier, police officer Cadostin Marc-Andre told AFP, noting the bodies were found at the crash site. Most of the plane's occupants were military officers he added. The Brazilian-led MINUSTAH has been deployed in the impoverished Caribbean nations of eight million people since mid-2004. The mission fields 9,123 uniformed personnel -- 7057 troops and 2066 police.